methlabrador:

what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing

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the-absolute-best-posts:

Me after running for one minute: I’m still alive, but I’m barely breathing

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nightlockets:

can all of tumblr just form a new pop band called no direction because look at our lives 

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And you’re all like “WHY CANT I FIND YOU” 

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